susemoji:

where do these white dads come from


normanbuckley:

This existential 5-year-old wants time to stop.  And who doesn’t relate to this at one time or another in their lives?

gingerb3ard:

In case anyone needs some cheering up at the moment.

"Other people are not medicine." —
It took me 9 years to figure that out  (via l-eer)

prince-warp:

"The 151 original pokemon are the only real pokemon” I type on my 1984 macintosh computer, the only real computer, as i readjust the dried lavender flowers, camphor, and vinegar sponge in my plague doctor mask, the only real cure for the bubonic plague

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”